Rasing $1 Billion for Aging Research

I don't want to age and die. The best way to stop aging is to find a cure for the disease of aging.

I aim to raise $1 billion for aging research.

So, if you want to support this effort, then join me. I need help getting organized, raising funds, developing a plan. Which research should we support? Who will provide the money we need?

If interested, contact me at:

ageresearch@yahoo

Do You Want to Live Forever?

Alright, the only way to stop aging, it would seem, is to do it myself.

So, I am going to raise money for aging research until we get a cure. Yes, aging is a disease, and it will be cured, but I would prefer that this happens in my lifetime. If not, at least my offspring can be saved.

So, if you want to help contribute to this effort, let me know. Just post your email and I will contact you. The more you contribute, the higher you are on the list.

How much will this cost? I have no idea. $5 billion? $10 billion? Probably less than we spend on ocean cruises, race cars, pornography, and bottled water each year.

Some answers to your questions:

• Am I serious? Yes, I am. I actually don't want to die.
• Would I take the money and run away? That would be stupid - I would still die - so what's the point? I want to live.
• Can aging be cured? Yes, of course.
• Is preventing aging unnatural, evil, and wrong? I don't think so. Do you? You can always choose to continue aging, just as you can continue to have tooth decay, bad eyesight, etc.

So, if you want to join this enterprise, let me know.